;like the title says, I'm basically not alive. The scorching sun killed me today and so, I would like to 'thank' the standing-under-the-sun-doing-warm-up routines and also the fire drill. That brings me to another thing; FIRE DRILL
what do we do with fire drills,
Yeah, the main reason and obviously the thing that will be blurted out by the mouths of the superiors is "for a practice so that we know what to do when the fire comes." Trust me. That's not gonna happen alright?
So this is how I would classify and explain my reasons:
in a FIRE DRILL,
1. Everyone would scream 'FIRE!' just to balance their uncontrollable hormones [girls, you are not exempted in this]
2. Basically the movement from the class to the assembly area would have no difference with the walk to the market.
3. Lights and fans will be switched off, windows and doors will be closed.
4. Prefects blocking entries to the toilets. [Awesome]
5. It takes 8 minutes for everyone to settle down and to line up.
6. Attendance will be taken and speeches will be given.
in a REAL FIRE,
1. Everyone would scream 'FIRE!' because they wanna save their life first.
2. Forget running, everyone would push and hop about to escape.
3. Do not expect the classroom to have their switches off nor closing the windows/doors. Everyone would take their bags and run.
4. Toilets are open for you to enter as no one would risk their life guarding the entrance if they know the fire is spreading in the toilet bowl.
5. The requirement to be at the assembly ground is at most, 4 minutes. In such case, I think 2 minutes is more than enough [if that is, everyone really listened to orders and line up at the assembly ground.
6. The teachers are very responsible and they would be ready to do what they needed to do. But there will be no students there because everyone would probably be sitting at the nearby restaurant drinking Chinese Tea.
*this post is not intended to insult anyone or any sides. You do realise there are no names mentioned in the above post. It is just for the sake of parody alright?
And to be standing under the hot sun ...
I guess I am 'standing' ...
Next thing would be my rantings.
Rant rant rant, I'm complaining about my pencil box!
1. Someone chopped my eraser.
2. My blue Pilot Rex Grip is missing [again]
3. The box containing staples torn.
4. My gel pen supplies ran low after 5 weeks of school.
Gel pen is an essential thing in life. It happened to have ran out today and I have to use ball pen. Retarded results but I have no choice :| there's a huge difference when you use gel and when you use ball.
this is my gel + ball pen results
and my 100% gel pen results:
extra,
today 11.02.2011 sounds like a perfect date as the first four digit relfects the last four right? It's my bestfriend anniversary with Vey Xhiang ~ best-buddies-since-you-don't-know-when hahahaha.
Quote of the day;
That's the end of today's blog. Bye (: