me and the unpleasant

slept at 1, woke up at 6;
came to school, like a fool

;cut the crap - my BM teacher barged into the class during Physics and said "hari ini saya mahu buat lisan untuk 8 orang selepas rehat jadi bersiap-sedia"

Me: Jo Yee, you're the last person who did oral so far right?
Jo Yee: Yea
Me: What's the number of your name in the class name list?
Jo Yee: 21.

*gasp*

and I thought to myself ... she is 21 and I'm ... 27. So that means ...

yeah, good going Nicky, you're not prepared. Well thank God that I actually wrote out my oral points on some papers the night before. I didn't know why I did that but I just did. Epic.

And there's other problems; with her announcing suddenly that it's going to be my turn today; I wasn't prepared on another aspect: pictures!

I've asked a silly question round the class, "Do you happen to have a Lady Gaga picture with you?"

I know. I know. I'm a moron.

So I cut my A4 notes into smaller pieces [so that the teacher wouldn't think that I'm going to read entirely. And I DREW the pictures myself. Thank God again I happen to have a bold pen with me and [desperately] I drew 3 stuff:

The cover of 'The Fame' I think ...

Her Theirry Muggler-inspired dress and

The triangle dress.

I didn't show the 3rd drawing during the presentation because I think it's too explicit for my teacher to see so much skin and so mini dress. I was actually shivering while I spoke and teacher was sitting directly in front of me and I bet she saw it too; my left hand vibrating papers.

However, I managed to complete my oral and I didn't faint [phew]

She asked questions; which is the most difficult part of the oral. I just blindly answer the question in a repetative but different sentence LOL. Like this: "Saya akan menceritakan tentang kebaikan ... Saya akan memberitahu keburukan ..."

aaaaaand it's the evaluation time; never expected that I would get 36/40! LMFAO! I guess speaking loudly can really attract the attention of the audience. That's probably my highest ever score; thanks a lot teacher! (:

And I would like to thank Wai Kien, Sheng Cher and Chong Kheng for falling asleep when I was about to start my oral; Kheng said it's because he is supporting me by NOT distracting me. HAHA anyways I appreciate you guys for calming me down before my turn comes :p

The Bacaan teacher is probably annoying; he goes to class and asked us to shut up while he shouts, "DI SEBELAH ADA ORANG AMBIL PEPERIKSAAN, JANGAN BUAT BISING". You too, you too ...

Aun Teng wanted to go toilet and it was an emergency; he didn't allow him to go and instead shouted "NO EMERGENCY".

No emergency? What? You expect people to pee and poo right in front of you? This guy has got guts to say that. I'd FART at him if that happens to me. But for now, I have no issues with him.

speaking of AT,

            HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE! :D

that's all for now; byes